So one of my deep dark personality traits/quirks/things is that I like to make people laugh!

At least smile!

And I will do this at the most surprising times - Doctor visits, in hospital ("You mean this isn't part of the downtown Segway tour?" as I was being prepped for cardiac surgury), different places, and places where it's least suspected! (And that's the best as it's the most creative and also biggest...uh...difference from the funny statement and the current situation.)

Ok, so it's a rather strange hobby...but I find it really fun! And challenging. And a way to uplift someone's day...As you really cannot compliment people or encroach on potentially "personal" stuff nowadays in America.

Uh, I really like your dress...No! Forget I said that!...Er, ah, the color combination of your dress matches the Seguro Indian Splash Parrots found in Sumatra and noted for their outstanding plumage...Ah...No! Forget I said that! Ah...Looks like rain today? (Even though the sun is shining! Gotta be safe here nowadays...)

So here in this area of my super secret website...and nefariously designed to distract you from my Pinky and the Brain plans to take over the world by controlling the world's chocolate and beer supplies...Here I will put some amusing and hopefully funny things...

Like the story of the Great Blue Hero and Bobbie Louie...

Like my first time chemistry distillation demonstration in the 5th grade...

Like the time I learned to laugh at myself from my Tai Chi instructor when I would get tangled up in knots and fall down...

Ah! There's so much to laugh about with my antics and idiot decisions throughout my life!

And there's so much fun and joy in laughter!

So here I will be putting in some funny stories and ideas...

Did I tell you about my business idea for a nationwide chain of Y2K stores?

Or my great idea for a UPS for laptops?

Or my experience with the Homer Simpson Donut Diet?

And what my doctors said about it?

Ok, so I have to do...

And some of it is making you smile and laugh!

  • Professor Grant